So yesterday night at 10 PM, I finished searching for jobs and all that and went to the toilet before sleeping. RD had his headphones on and was laughing to himself loudly, watching some stuff on his phone.
I stepped out of the toilet and looked up and saw this gigantic spider right above me… It was as big as the size of my palm…my mouth went dry..
RM : RDDDDDDD
RM: Arey RD sunnnnn RD RD RD
RD looks up from his phone..
RD: You called me?
RM: Look look
RD: not moving : What is it?
RM: Arey come here mannnn come here
RD : What baba?
RM : GET UP NOW and COME
RD moved out of the bed in slow motion, muttering under his breath…
RM: Look Look
RD looks up and says wow thats a big spider..
I look at him astonished
RM: Abey do something
RD: acha let it be na..how is it bothering you
RM: WHAT WHAT WHAT
RD: yaa let it be
RM: No what if its poisonous and bites R2 and all
RD: hahahahhaha okay wait
As I wait for him to go and get something to remove it..the man I married goes to get his phone …TO CLICK A PICTURE…
RM: Hopping around..abey what are you doing..
RD goes to get a chair and climbs on it to click a better picture *eye roll*
By this time I am hopping around screaming instructions, shutting the doors to the bathroom and bedroom and this man just is calmly clicking pictures from different angles, describing the beauty of the spider!
RM : Boss, can you please remove it?
RD: Oh well…
So he takes a pair of gloves and a mug..yes yes a mug to push the spider in..
RM: Oye hero what is your plan?
RD: I will just push the spider in the mug, close it with my hands and then take it out and release it…
RM: bangs head: How can you take it in your hands…It will run na…
RD:nah nah I can do it
And the spider just scurries near the cupboard..its gigantic and moves VERY quickly..Unfortunately RD’s reflexes are not as good as Chacha Chaudhary’s brains..which means the spider is refusing to get into the mug
RM: Ab main bolu kya karna hai
RD: okay okay give your suggestion..
I go and get our good old jhadoo which I bought for a fortune from the Indian store and give it to RD
RD: Jhadoo ka kya karu
RM : oye, just push the spider out, man!
So RD does some fantastic ballet with the jhadoo and the spider providing the requisite silent music and finally after 10 minutes of leaping, hopping, jumping and twirling, we have the spider out!!!!!!
I am not really scared of spiders..but this one was HUGE..
RD compared the spider’s picture to the pics in the internet and apparently, we had a Huntsman in the house which are non poisonous… Hey but we didnt know that eh?