R and I are having dinner. R refuses to eat anything but has her bowl of curd.
Suddenly she makes a yucky face. Aiyo amma, woh aadai aaya!
RM: Toh remove it na
R: Yeh cow bhi na!
R: Arey this cow should understand na, people not liking aadai in milk then why giving it..should give plain milk na, to get plain curd!
*Aadai – Cream (Malai) in Tamizh
I have this guy who sits behind me, who keeps telling people ‘Meri Mrs ka class hai, Meri Mrs ne yeh kiya, Meri Mrs, yaada yaada’
I find it extremely funny when he keeps going Meri Mrs. (For the uninitiated, he is talking about his wife!)
So I get so bugged one day, that I send RD an email
Do you refer to me as Mrs. to anyone?
There is no reply. Anyways, I dont expect any replies from him except when I write to him about picking up R in the evening
I forget about it.
That day evening, I am downstairs with R, riding her bicycle and RD calls me up and says ‘no RM, the answer to your question is no never’
What question I ask him, having forgotten about it completely.
RD: arey the Mrs. wala question..
Chalo RD mereko apni Mrs toh nahi bulata! and more importantly, he actually READS my emails eh?
I get my increment letter on Monday. I call RD he doesnt pick up. I message him he doesnt answer. I send him an email no reply.
So I whatsapp him saying ‘Got my increment letter’
He replies back after 3 hours ‘ Send me a picture’
I am like what? Does he even READ what I write!! (Antithesis to the above incident no?)
Is this the case after 7.99 years of marriage with everyone?
My nephew N is very disappointed that R and I are staying at his place in Ahm only for a day.
N: Please chitti, please stay go tomorrow na
RM: arey darling, our tickets are booked for today night
N: Thats okay chitti, I will ask Appa to drop you by car to Bombay :):)
Overheard R telling her cousins
My Amma should have another child, she keeps calling me baby.