More Whys Answered – Blogathon Post 15

Techie2Mom got all inspired by Tharani and came up with her set of whys? Here are my answers πŸ™‚

– Why does Zini have to do potty when I am about to put my first morsel in my mouth?

Its called the Law of Mother-Eating-Me-Pottying. Its an unwritten rule among infants and toddlers who feel that how can their mother eat when they are feeling like going to potty and eating again! Check with any new mother, she will talk about the this MEMP law!

– Why does the Aata (or sugar or Bournvita) gets over when I am in real hurry?

Its called the Law of NeverStoringWhatsNeeded. No one pays attention to this law. All householders suffer as a result of this law. More sophisticated people call it the Murphy’s law, but the real name is Law of NSWN.

– Why does the phone (or doorbell or both) ring when I am kneading dough or worse when I am making Zini sleep?

When you knead dough or put a baby to sleep, you send electromagnetic and sonar signals to people around you, who suddenly remember you and send ring/phone at the same time. You should be happy, you are following the law of Sound Vs. Sleep attraction.

– Why does her shcool give vacation when I am doing blogging marathon?
Or why am I doing blogging marathon when her school has vacation? Wait, I know the answer πŸ™‚

Answer known by T2M. Hence not given

– Why does Zini keep asking β€œWhy” all the time?

Errr..thats genetic no?

– Why does Zini wake up when I want her to sleep and sleep when I want her wake up?

Its called the child’s law of sleep. No parent on earth has been able to find proof to this, and hence its not proved yet, but as per the law of averages, all children DONT want to sleep when their parents want them to sleep. In common knowledge, Β this is also known as the law of vice versa sleep. Any toddler would call it, ‘myparentdoesntunderstandmeatthisstageIamdreadingmyteens law’

– And Why does she wake up when I am about to publish the post?

Errr..because she doesnt want to you to trouble RM aunty with any more whys!
Acha done answering, no now more whys will be answered in this blogathon unless I run out of topics πŸ™‚

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30 Responses to More Whys Answered – Blogathon Post 15

  1. summerscript says:

    haha..awesome.You are too cute RM πŸ™‚

  2. Hahaha this was hilarious! Such wonderful laws you have made up–the best was the sound vs sleep attraction law. Sending electromagnetic signals to people around us while kneading dough or putting baby to sleep, LOL!!!

  3. Bingo says:

    ROFL on MEMP law. Loved all your answers!

  4. Lifesong says:

    LOL RM! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ you are an expert in answering whys πŸ™‚

  5. Tharani says:

    LoL. That was funny. After Google you seem to have answers for all the questions RM πŸ˜€

  6. Divya says:

    Lol on the MEMP law. When i was pregnant with my daughter ( 3 yrs back) someone told me about that this and I threw up immediately and disliked that woman. Well 3 years on, I feed her – I start eating – she poops – I clean and get back to eating right away..no hassle ..really!

  7. Deeps says:

    ROFL! The MEMP law hold true here too, RM..even at 7 years! πŸ˜€

    And dont remind me of teenage..please dont! I’m shuddering alreday at the thought of what could be in store :lol;

  8. techie2mom says:

    Thank you wise RM πŸ™‚ Now all my doubts are solved!!
    I didn’t know that I was sending those electromagnetic and sonar signals, I will get a jammer installed now πŸ˜‰

  9. D's Mom says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..You are too good (read hilarious) RM
    and yeah as a mom I totally identify with these whys πŸ˜€

  10. anisnest says:

    aiyooo one more why post-a? **running away**

  11. LOL you should get an award for solving all mysteries around the blog πŸ™‚

    Why Queen πŸ™‚

  12. Monkey Mind says:

    This is totally funny! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

    Any why’s I have, its over to you from now on πŸ˜›

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