I enter the washroom. There are 12 other ladies there in the morning. I usually avoid going there in the mornings, because most ladies come in straight and start their wash face, make up yaada yaada routine. But I had to pee so went in there. Combed hair and thought will go to the loo, when one mother of 2 year old, sexy figure lady looks at me and say
RM, tu kitni moti ho gayi hai? Ekdum moti, kya kar rahi hai tu.
There is this silence.
I look at her wondering what to say.
She turns to another lady and says ‘Hai na? RM moti ho gayi hai na..uska pet dekh,..kya kuch good news hai kya?’
I look at her, and tell her ‘well, I am happy now a days so its showing?’
She doesnt understand what I say. I dont bother explaining, just enter the loo and pee in peace!
She may have as well an email marked to ALL at work and put up my weight status on the notice board gah!
I have come to the firm conclusion that the chai guy in the office more responsible for the smooth functioning and increased productivity of the workplace than all the management guys put together. We all wait for him with bated breath and as soon as he comes with his cups, he brings more smiles than the smiles in any toothpaste advertisement!
Most people in this firm have been around for years and sometimes the way they behave just irks me so much! I wish I could just write about them, but unfortunately, I dont think I am very anonymous in the blog world, so I will just grin and bear!!
I have totally stagnated work wise. Nothing, I repeat, nothing I am doing is new, challenging or interesting. its the same old story, and its the same old story. God! I need a new job!
People find it really amusing that I have an online library account (Librarywala, incase you are interested!) Tu books kya read karti raheti hai?
Ah well, at least something I have to do na?
There is this guy who sits a little away from me and after breakfast and lunch keeps burping loudly. So loudly that I can hear him most times and honestly it feels pretty gross. I mean, I know burping is a very natural reaction, we all burp, but doing it so loudly in office, somehow makes me go yuck! Well, I shouldnt really complain, who knows 20 years down the line, I will be the loudburpy one eh?
Why do people keep their horrid horrid mobile ringtones at such high volumes at work? Its so bugging. From munni badnam to that really irritating whistle of samsung..ugh! you are silently working and suddenly you hear that irritating whistle or some loud bhakti geet…I mean boss, I know you are dharmic, but dont announce like this!
RD completed 10 years in his firm last week. Personally I think he is now a part of the furniture there. I wont be surprised to see him come home with cowebs all around him *rolls eyes*
I wish I worked for RD’s company. They are one of the most employee friendly firms I know. And his boss! Sigh! He is the best-est..