R and I are sitting in the BEST bus going to her school bus stop. She is looking around and sees a guy get in. His left hand is in a plaster and he has tied it against his chest.
She smiles at him, he smiles at her.
Amma, she whispers
Mereko ek doubt che
In a very very serious tone she asks me ‘Jin people ka hand aisa tied raheta hai, woh apna bum kaise clean karte hai potty karne ke baad?’ (People whose hands are tied like that, how do they clean their bum after potty)
Jeez! The kind of tensions this girl has!!!