I dont like you ONE BIT! not even a teeny weeny bit..okie? Thats why I didnt even put a salutation to you unlike what the English teacher taught me the other day..hmpf!
I would rather just have you go away as fast as you can..even if it makes me an year older faster…I really dont want you around
First, you came in with me trying to recuperate from the miscarriage..and then you took away a wonderful human being in form of RD’s chitappa
and then you got R into this cycle of illness which is yo-yoing like a yo-yo ball..and then you even got chotu baby Rahul sick…that poor kiddo is still recuperating…
then then…then you come up with FIL being unwell..and finally you attack me with a vengeance
My right eye looks as if its spent the whole night drinking cheap country liquor while the left one looks as if its just finished a session of yoga in the bright early morning sunlight..While the doc wonders if its conjunctivitis, RD who is a Joy Bangla expert thanks to his childhood in Calcutta is wondering why its only affecting one eye and not both the eyes, and why its not getting better in 5 days..go figure!
My body aches as if a 1000 elephants are trying to play football on me..while the headache feels like a big fat gong hitting at about 100 kms/hour dong dong dong dong
My blood pressure refuses to rise to 70 and my mouth tastes worse than a 100 bitter medicines mixed together and eaten just like that!
Honestly, I had enough of you…I am not even supposed to be on the comp (Complete rest you have take says the eye doc, hmpf!) but I just had to get this out of my system..
Professionally, my life is not too great with the kind of increments given, I dont even need the fingers of ONE hand to count it!
Life cant get worse..and no, no matter what my Amma says about how its not so bad and so many other people are suffering even worse, I am not listening to her this time (well I did eat that orange she asked me to shove down my throat right now!)
So when are you going away..please do let me know!
PS – Thanks guys for the mails, messages, comments..R is much better now…all her tests were negative..the only positive thing was that she kept the bandaid of the blood test (they had to take out blood from both her hands because it wasnt enough) for 3 days and showed it to all and sundry saying ‘Mera blood test liya, dekho dekho, mera blood test liya’
I am back to 200 unread posts on the reader and I am not even trying to get to read them…Darn! darn! darn!