RM: R hold your head straight, I cant tie this ribbon
R: Amma, aaj zara hairband wear karein kya?
RM: no rey baba, teacher said two chotis with ribbons..tomorrow you have children’s day party, you can wear hairband okie?
R: haan, wohi mein pressure karti hoon
RM: Pressure?
R: arey wohi pressure karti hoon amma…
RM: Pressure kya hota hai…pressure kyun karte ho aap?
R: arey amma, wohi mera pressure hai
RM: oh wait, woh tum PREFER karte ho
R: yes amma, pressure pressure
RM: !!!!
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RD and I have finished a discussion on Balasaheb Thackeray’s death, when R is listening to all that…after sometime..
R: Amma, hum dead ho jate hain toh kya hota hain
RM: Well, you just fall asleep
R: Toh umachi ke paas kaise jate hain
RM: Well, umachi comes and takes you
R: Phir woh apne ko star bana dete hain
RM: yes
R: Acha, toh phir dead hone se pain nahi hota hain
RM: Well, you dont feel anything after you are dead na
R: Acha toh phir main kabhi dead hoyegi, toh acha hoyega na..koi pain nahi koi blood nahi koi injection nahi
RM: !!!!
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R wants to kalkand…I give her some
R: Amma, please one more de do na
RM: No R, you have had enough..you will get a tummy ache
R: Arey amma, mera tummy maang raha hai, main nahi maang rahi, usko koi ache nahi ho raha
RM: !!!!
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I make some moong chilla for breakfast one day
R: Yeh mereko acha nahi lagta
RM: Arey why, you toh eat in the daycare na
R: Arey aap toh S aunty jaisa acha khana nahi banate, woh ekdum mast banate hain, aap toh okay okay banate ho
RM: Gah!
I gave her cornflakes and milk for breakfast that day…
Trust your daughter to tell you the absolute truth
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I am keeping the patrams in their shelf in the night while RD is drying the clothes…R is running between both her parents trying to figure out whom she can trouble more
R: Amma, apna kitchen Barodu thathi jaisa kyun nahi hai?
RM: Kyun, unke kitchen mein kya hai?
R: Arey unka kitna..kitna..kitna…unka kitna clean hai, apna kyun nahi hai?
RM: !!!
Darn Amma, see what visiting you for a week led to?
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Since amma was alone as Appa had gone out of town towards the end of our Diwali trip, and R was concerned about her thathi being alone with thatha, she asked me to stay for a extra few days at Goa
RM: arey we cant stay, aapka school is starting na
R: Toh main yahan pe Goa mein study kar loongi na
RM: But, then Amma Appa dont have a job here na
R: Toh find karo na
RM: !!!
Just what I need now..a career counseller?
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RD is planning a quick visit to Shirdi today and tomorrow. I refused to accompany him since my bum is yet to recover from the Goa trip’s numbness.
RD is not taking R since he is going by bus with a friend and no seats are available for her. R thinks every temple Appa goes to needs her to go along thanks to the Sabari malai trip.
So she is a bit disappointed.
Yesterday both of them were cuddling on the bed.
RD: I love you a lot R
R: okie
RD: Dont ever leave me and go in hope that she gives him a kiss and a cuddle 🙂
R: Why shouldnt I? Aap mereko kal chod ke ja rahe hain na Shirdi aapke friend ke saath
Bechara RD, he didnt know what hit him 🙂
R's Mom 
LOL LOL LOL
She is so cute!
She must be hearing a lot of ‘pressure’ around her, maybe? That’s why the word could have stuck on to her.
May be, dont know..it took me two minutes to figure out what she was talking about!
LOOOOOOOOVED these 🙂 Hehehehehe that last one was a clincher alright!
totally..bechara RD..he was speechless for a minute
Loved it. She is growing smarter and more by the days. Kya RM, S aunty ke jaisa nahin banathey ho aur thathi jaisey kitchen nahin rakthey ho. R, am with you baby. The Risms posts have become less these days, need more.
arey dont ask Sumana Masi, my Amma just cant remember Risms so much now a days..she is getting older eh?
Big hugs to you
Love
R
Have you thought about writing a book which will have collection of all the risms?
I liked the last one the most because Geet still does that when I go for an office party leaving her alone.
LOL on book..I am sure most parents will totally relate to this one 🙂
And ROFL on Geet..she is one adorable person 🙂
All the child’s words and thoughts are bound to make the parents smile and remember it forever…hugs R’s mom, you are going thru a wonderful phase in life 🙂 Enjoy !!!
Totally Uma 🙂 I am sure when I turn a cranky 60, I will read this and feel good 🙂
Risma are the best 🙂 she is a cute little doll with the best answers in store.
She is a brat as well
LOL.. R is cute and smart as usual.. so RM, clean the kitchen, find a job in goa too.. go according to R’s pressure.. ok?? 🙂
yes yes…her pressure is making me crazy eh?
Haa trust a child to tell it on ur face huh! Like my niece asked me the other day – why did u get married if u don hv children – ** Bang My Head**
LOL on your niece..she is so cute
Yaayyy thanks for the Risms RM. I get reminded of my 3 year old niece while reading about R, the other day my sister was telling me how she doesn’t talk to the kid when she doesn’t listen to something sis says, and later she comes and tells sis, ‘hans do na mummy, smile kardo na’.. lol 🙂
Awww! your niece is adorable na..they sure know which buttons to push
LOL! Pressure to prefer!! That must have given you another heart-attack! 😀 She sure is experimenting liberally with words… 😛
Acha toh phir main kabhi dead hoyegi, toh acha hoyega na..koi pain nahi koi blood nahi koi injection nahi
Atleast you don’t have to worry about consoling her being upset about someone’s death!
She’s already comparing your cooking and your cleanliness in the kitchen, eh??!! And you thought your husband was the one who is expected to do that 🙄
My God, what is the speed at which she is growing up!! 😯 I m still reeling!!
Dont ask Ashwathy…like I keep mentioning she is responsible for half my grey hairs..the other half, I must admit is due ot work pressure 🙂
My hubby is even worse so he doesnt complain…thats why we got R I guess 🙂
Moong dal chilla?? Yellow moong dal – bhigaao for few hours – grind it – add spices & make chillas??? if different recipe – please do share..I am sure RD must have loved those 🙂
RD ko frequently travel kiye bina chain nahi milta na?? lol 🙂
R is a super star yaar 🙂
yes yes..wohi hai…The brat doesnt like it too much I guess..hmpf!
RD has got wheels in his feet!!!
Awww…..that’s so sweet. I get the your food is not as good as grandma’s and the cleanliness bit quite often too 🙂
oh do you…big hugs to you as well then 🙂
LOL! Risms are priceless! She is absolutely adorable!
The last bit with RD takes the cake 🙂 He will never try that with her again, I guess 🙂
Never I am sure..bechara..it was so funny to see his reaction
lol! She is smart!!! Which means she takes on RD na? 😀 😀 😀
BTW what happened to ur Recipe project, bolo bolo tell tell!
Gah to your first para 🙂
What recipe, what project..arey mereko pata tha..woh kuch chalne nahi wala..iske liye pictures bhi nahi nikale 🙂
LOL RM… I ll definitely read this post again and again whenever i feel low 🙂
Awww..thats so sweet of you to say that
She is soooooo cute 🙂 .. she is not growing, she is getting smart as well..
hey long time 🙂
Thanks 🙂
Pressurewala was too cute! I just loved it! 🙂
hahah! thanks 🙂
Preffer – pressure .. MOMMY what is their not to understand haaaan .. 🙂 you need lessons
Now i want to know this S aunty tooo.. hmm but then how will I know she cooks better , aap ne to mere ko khilaya nahin .. So first I need RM’s food and then S aunty food ..
and yes GOTCHA daddy Ji 🙂 he hehe
totally need lessons 🙂
S aunty ka khana you may not get eh? be happy with RM’s food when you come to Bombay
Hehehehe 😛 What a lovely start to the weekend, thanks to Risms 😉
thanks Swaram 🙂
Chote chote bachhe aur badi badi batein! That is the way to go! And the little girl I referred to in a comment on one of your previous posts is actually this pretty lady – > https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=384973031575081&set=a.298929123512806.68907.143409905731396&type=3&theater
R’s gambhir discussions with you always remind me of her 🙂
oh my God she is so so so cute 🙂 I loved that picture…
Love this! One witty little girl you have there, who knows her pressures. No messing about with her. 🙂
hehehe 🙂 I swear…
ROTFL.. a nice way to begin the weekend with a big smile.. 🙂
I hope you had a good weekend 🙂
LOL!!
I love Risms!! 😀
give her a hug from me will ya?! 😀
yep hugs will be passed from pixie masi 🙂
Main bhi Goa mein job hi presssure karta hoon ! 😛 😛 😛
LOL…it will be fun..you want ot be a professor?
no no ! A life Guard in a ladies swimming pool would do fine ! 😛
LOL
Read all your posts first thing in the morning since a long time,yours is one of the best blogs I have ever read. And R’isms are something I can’t afford to miss,she is one cute child.
I wonder how you really manage to put thoughts here every single day with that hectic schedule, a child and managing a home,I am in complete awe of you RM 🙂
Oh thanks so much..how sweet of you to read so many posts together 🙂
LOL aia kuch nahi rey…I just love writing thats all
I ws feeling angry and moody all day for no effing reason. Then I cant stop my face-splitting smile (no exaggerations)… “Acha toh phir main kabhi dead hoyegi, toh acha hoyega na..koi pain nahi koi blood nahi koi injection nahi” I need to take lessons from super-duper sunny natured R – always looking at the bright side. Thaankss
Awww! hope your mood is better now..hugs hugs
Hehehehe….her tummy is asking for more kalakand RM. R is one heck of a funny kid!
The Goa one made me so wistful. Kids are so naive and innocent, everything is so simple for them. My nephew once said that to his dad, my cousin, (on a trip to India) we should just stay here in India, and I can go to school here, and you should just get a job here.
She is one brat eh?
Awww..your nephew is cute na 🙂
He is…though I find most kids super cute. I guess because I don’t have to bring them home and take care of them 24/7 😛
R’s comments are priceless..cracks me up every time. Such a cutie. 🙂 You should seriously consider compiling a book with her Risms… :D.
LOL on teh book..isliye toh blog hai na?
This girl is super cute..She talks so innocently and straight forward. She is one smart cookie. Hugs from this Aunt all the ay from other end of the world 🙂
Hugs will be passed 🙂