RM: R hold your head straight, I cant tie this ribbon
R: Amma, aaj zara hairband wear karein kya?
RM: no rey baba, teacher said two chotis with ribbons..tomorrow you have children’s day party, you can wear hairband okie?
R: haan, wohi mein pressure karti hoon
R: arey wohi pressure karti hoon amma…
RM: Pressure kya hota hai…pressure kyun karte ho aap?
R: arey amma, wohi mera pressure hai
RM: oh wait, woh tum PREFER karte ho
R: yes amma, pressure pressure
RD and I have finished a discussion on Balasaheb Thackeray’s death, when R is listening to all that…after sometime..
R: Amma, hum dead ho jate hain toh kya hota hain
RM: Well, you just fall asleep
R: Toh umachi ke paas kaise jate hain
RM: Well, umachi comes and takes you
R: Phir woh apne ko star bana dete hain
R: Acha, toh phir dead hone se pain nahi hota hain
RM: Well, you dont feel anything after you are dead na
R: Acha toh phir main kabhi dead hoyegi, toh acha hoyega na..koi pain nahi koi blood nahi koi injection nahi
R wants to kalkand…I give her some
R: Amma, please one more de do na
RM: No R, you have had enough..you will get a tummy ache
R: Arey amma, mera tummy maang raha hai, main nahi maang rahi, usko koi ache nahi ho raha
I make some moong chilla for breakfast one day
R: Yeh mereko acha nahi lagta
RM: Arey why, you toh eat in the daycare na
R: Arey aap toh S aunty jaisa acha khana nahi banate, woh ekdum mast banate hain, aap toh okay okay banate ho
I gave her cornflakes and milk for breakfast that day…
Trust your daughter to tell you the absolute truth
I am keeping the patrams in their shelf in the night while RD is drying the clothes…R is running between both her parents trying to figure out whom she can trouble more
R: Amma, apna kitchen Barodu thathi jaisa kyun nahi hai?
RM: Kyun, unke kitchen mein kya hai?
R: Arey unka kitna..kitna..kitna…unka kitna clean hai, apna kyun nahi hai?
Darn Amma, see what visiting you for a week led to?
Since amma was alone as Appa had gone out of town towards the end of our Diwali trip, and R was concerned about her thathi being alone with thatha, she asked me to stay for a extra few days at Goa
RM: arey we cant stay, aapka school is starting na
R: Toh main yahan pe Goa mein study kar loongi na
RM: But, then Amma Appa dont have a job here na
R: Toh find karo na
Just what I need now..a career counseller?
RD is planning a quick visit to Shirdi today and tomorrow. I refused to accompany him since my bum is yet to recover from the Goa trip’s numbness.
RD is not taking R since he is going by bus with a friend and no seats are available for her. R thinks every temple Appa goes to needs her to go along thanks to the Sabari malai trip.
So she is a bit disappointed.
Yesterday both of them were cuddling on the bed.
RD: I love you a lot R
RD: Dont ever leave me and go in hope that she gives him a kiss and a cuddle 🙂
R: Why shouldnt I? Aap mereko kal chod ke ja rahe hain na Shirdi aapke friend ke saath
Bechara RD, he didnt know what hit him 🙂