R and I are coming back from the daycare in a rickshaw
RM: Aaj kuch homework hai
R: I finish kar diya
RM: okie, any new rhymes
R: haan, ek sikhaya teacher ne…
RM: oh which one
R: hmm..errr..hmm..oh look at the bus, its yellow and going, oh Amma! it looks like the bus but it is moon
R: aisa kuch tha
And just for records, the actual rhyme is
Oh! Look at the moon
shining up there
Oh Mother! it looks like
a lamp in the air
All, I can thank God is, that R is not a lyricist!!!
RD and I are midst a very very serious argument regarding..well actually I dont remember what is was about..but we were arguing in loud tones
R: Stop fighting Amma Appa, not good for health!!
We both shut up 🙂
I am screaming at R about something during bed time..RD has gone to close the door..
Just as I finish shouting and R finishes a crying session, my hand hits my forehead and a pimple breaks with blood oozing out
RM: oh God, abhi blood
R forgets to cry, gets very excited *Gory* :kidhar kidhar
I show her my head
R: Bola tha na Amma, shout nahi karenka…jitna you shout, utna boil breaks okie? kal se shout mat karo, toh blood nahi ayega
R and I are in the rickshaw on the way back home
RM: did you eat your tiffin
RM: ok good
R: Kyun diya mereko idli…
RM: Kyun kya problem hai?
R: yesterday, you didnt poocho me na?
RM: So what, you like na idlis
R: yes, I like, but next time se, poochke dena, toh main barabar eat karungi okie?
Asking for permission to fill her tiffin box! hai bhagwan!
So RD and I got a chaniya choli for her, and RD was just asking me casually why I was insisting on a chunneri for it, because it didnt need one..
RM: Well you know, all girls may wear, and then she may want to wear it as well
RD: oh okie
And so we ended the conversation
Yesterday, while trying to figure out what to send to her daycare for the garba, I realise the chunneri has no relation to the chaniya choli
RM: R, lets forget the chunneri rey, this looks good without it as well
R: Nahi Amma, mereko dena daycare ke liye
R: Because, everyone else wear karenge toh mereko bad feel hoyega na? iskeliye send kar do!
My God! Cant discuss anything in front of her eh?