R and RM are sitting in the bus stop waiting for her school bus…R is eating her ‘cornflakes without milk’ *rolls eyes*
RM: I love you R
R stops chewing looks up and then starts chewing again
RM: Oye R, I love you
RM: Arey I am telling you, I love you
R: Theek hai amma, okie
RM: No, you are supposed to say, I love you too
RM: Arey you are supposed to say that
R: Okie amma, I love you too
RM: Awwww! I love you baby
R: Main baby nahi hoon and I love you two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten…bas!
RM is removing the skin of the orange while R is playing with the belan..
R: Amma, main aapke liye roti make karu…
RM: yes yes
R: okie, then I will make matki ka subji also
RM: I love matki
R: And I will add pineapple, banana, apple, orange, cherry, strawberry into the matki subji okie? ekdum mast subji okie?
Why God Why?
R and I are coming back by the Activa when I start singing ‘tera mujhse hai pehele ka nata koi’
R listens for a while and then says ‘amma dont sing please’
RM: kyun kyun
R: Sab road pe cry karenge!
Hmpf! kids these days, dont appreciate good music!!!
R and I are sitting at her bus stop…R looks around and says loudly
I-D-F-C – Appa
I-N-F-R-A – R (she says her name)
B-O-N-D-S – Amma
Dekho dekho amma, maine sabka naam read kiya (See see amma, I read everyone’s name)
The bus stop has IDFC Infra Bonds advertisement stuck on it!
This is called total alphabet recognition without worrying about the sounds of it *rolls eyes*
Well, kuch nahi toh at least she thinks her amma is Bond!!!
RM: R, do you want to do a dance in S Athai’s wedding…we can practice everyday
R furiously nods her head like a tanjaur bombai and says yes yes yes
RM: okie great, which song you want to dance on
R: Why this kolaveri, why this kolaveri, di?
R is not getting up from the sofa after drinking her milk in the morning
RM: R, get up get up, chalo school ko late ho jayega
R: No amma
RM: you dont want to go to school
R: I want to go
RM: then hurry up otherwise amma will leave you and go
R: Amma, but mera leg mein dukhing ho raha hai (Amma, my leg is paining – dukh in Hindi is pain!) toh aap mereko lifting karo na please (so you please pick me up)
Language baap rey!
I am trying to make R wear her school sweater and she is refusing to wear it
R: Mereko acha nahi lagta sweater (I dont like sweater)
RM: But you have to wear otherwise D teacher wont let you in the class
R: (Makes a sad puppy face) okie amma, I will wear
after two minutes while I struggle with my own sweater (the bulk of the body has become so much that I am not able to get both my hands into the sweater)
R: Amma, till when I sweater wearoing (Basically till when do I have to wear sweater)
RM: Till the winter ends…when it is no longer cold
R: Amma, kabhi finish hoyega cold (When will the cold finish)
RM: After holi beta
R thinks again
R: I dont like cold
RM: okie…but you dont have a choice
R: I like rain
This is the moment I am dreading…for someone who HATES the rain with a vengence…see how it gets back to you
RM: Errrr…R but in rains its all wet wet..so yucky
R: Not yucky, nice and geela (nice and wet)
Like RD says, here is a true Mumbaikar in the making
*goes away to catch those broken heart pieces which are threatening to be washed away in the Mumbai rains*
and then R you must realise that even if your Thathi takes your cycle because you insisted that she sit on it and she being sporting enough to even dare to sit on it,you shouldnt be pulling her hair like that…its not going to make the hair any longer *Rolls eyes*