It happens to me pretty often..and most of the time, I can squeeze myself out of the situation…but yesterday afternoon, I went to the washroom and my stupid nada of the stupid pyjama got stuck stupidly bigtime..and the stupid me couldnt even remove the knot..
I tried pulling one end and it got stuck, and then I tried pulling the other end and that got stuck too and then I tried removing the knots and it became a third knot..in short I was in knots..I then tried to remove the pyjama without removing the knots but then the pyjama refused, grunted and groaned against my big fat backside and refused to come down..
I didnt even have anyone to contact since the smart me had not taken her cellphone to the washroom (Infact I rarely do)
I came out to the wash area and again tried opening the knot now bending downwards to get my teeth to catch the knot but my tummy came in between and my spine protested resulting in a major backache..now imagine my situation
1. Have to pee
2. The nada is stuck big time
3. The pain in my back is not letting me straighten up
When, my friend walked in and looked at me and said ‘RM, sab theek hai na’
And I looked up (I am sure I looked really really funny – with my kurta up, bending down to open the knot with my teeth and then looking up like a startled rabbit or something) and I go like no no please help me…please help me
and she got a bit scared by my reaction…what happened she asked..
I showed her the knot and she laughed..I mean laughed out so loud that another lady who had come to fill water, rushed in asking what was the joke about..she saw me holding my kurta up and hand on the knot and she started laughing..
I told them to quit laughing by threatening to let go on the floor 😉 and they tried and tried and tried to remove the knot..but it just wouldnt come out
I was getting deperate and hence friend 1 went out to get a scissors…came along two other girls who wanted to just have a laugh because they were sleepy after a heavy lunch! can you beat that!!!
After all the laughing and the screaming, my friend cut the nada and then freed me and said go and pee, then we will figure out what to do
So I did just that, they re-tied the knot somehow and told me to try and avoid opening it!
If you saw a woman walking around holding her hip in a strange manner, well thats me 😉
1. Learn to tie and untie a knot…before you think of teaching it to R
2. Always carry your cell phone with you even in the loo, you never know when you need it
3. Dont laugh too much when you want to pee