So What Happens When You Take Your Nearly 3 Year Old To A Five Star Hotel?

In the first place, why do you take her? You are an idiot na!

But idiocy runs in this R family so RD and RM decide (okie just make it RM, RD was not given a choice) to take R to meet up with an American couple (H and S) at the Grand Hyatt on a Thursday night

So What happens

– R has to SCREAM her head off saying ‘H Aunteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee’ when she meets the couple (only then you realise how silent these big hotels are)

– R decides she likes the flowers kept on the table of the lounge and wants to play with them while the waiter stares at you as if you are alien

– R wants to test her mother’s patience by wanting to go to su-su 10 times! Why? because she likes the toilet as it has about 10 mirrors in it where she claims ‘Amma, one nahi, 5 R hai yahan pe’ (Amma, there are not one, but 5 Rs in this place)

– R like to walk bare foot..I repeat and faint saying *Barefoot* in the wooden floor of the lounge and finds it fun while RM wishes she vanished somewhere!

– R wants to play with the glasses made up of glass and finds it extremely funny when her mom hyperventilates

– R decides its a wonderful time to recite ALL her nursery rhymes with action at the TOP of her voice while RM wonders why oh why did I have to bring her here

– R keeps harping mango juice mango juice mango juice A MILLION TIMES till the waiter gets bugged and just gets it as quickly as possible!

– R thinks the corridor is actually a racing track and runs so fast that she goes into the wrong direction and almost loses her way!

– R thinks the card to open the door is actually a chew on toy which need s to be disfigured in the best possible way

– R tries on the chappals of H and then says that the toilet in their room is hers and does potty to her heart’s content!

– R scolds her dad for using the toilet saying ‘yeh toh mera toilet hai..aap aapke toilet mein jao’ (This is my toilet go and use yours!)

and so people, seriously think a million times before you take your child to a five star hotel.

Thankfuly the couple H and S were extremely nice and knew how to entertain R…otherwise…well otherwise we would have been thrown out of the Hyatt for sure!

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16 Responses to So What Happens When You Take Your Nearly 3 Year Old To A Five Star Hotel?

  1. weourlife says:

    ha ha you made me laugh, hugs to R, she is so cute πŸ™‚

  2. Well, all I could think of while reading each and every point is,this is exactly what my life is heading towards in a very-very short time from now :){{{hugs}}} to the little,naughty,carefree R and her super mum πŸ™‚

  3. R's Mom says:

    @Seena: laugh…did you laugh!! you should sympathise with me babes..@CB: Sorry for making you read this..my next R posts are going with a warning..not to be read by CB till her little one is born πŸ™‚

  4. Vidya says:

    haah! been there and done that:) but kids are kids .. so let her be:) that said, i know what i should do now with varun if a 5* meeting comes up;)

  5. Aww…come on RM let me know the reality so that I can get prepared (a little) ;)It's a phase we all pass at sometime or the other :){{{hugs}}} for being such a caring sweetheart

  6. Smita says:

    lol!!! As Seena say's R is damn cute!!! But after reading this I am dreading what my 8 month old son who already stares at people in lift & even tugs the hair of young ladies; will do when he is Older*shudders & runs away*

  7. R's Mom says:

    @Vidya: Varun please dont read my blog when you grow up otherwise you know whom to blame if your ma doesnt take you to hotel? who who tell me who? yes yes you blame R okieeeeeeee?@CB: Aww..thats so sweet of you to say that..acha may be I should just write at the start..CB:Read at your own risk..heheheh πŸ™‚ hugs to the little one inside the tummy :)@Smita: he stares at people and tugs the hair..way to go baby.. πŸ™‚ and ditto the response to Vidya..dont blame me baby..just blame R for setting up the wrong example if your mom doesnt take you to a big hotel..okie darling πŸ™‚ hugs hugs hugs *Look at that girl standing there..she has long hair..go go tug;)*

  8. Anonymous says:

    hahaha! She thoroughly enjoyed herself, and she made us all laugh too. πŸ˜€ Three cheers for R, I say!JLT

  9. * hi fives R* you go baby! dont mind amma. she doesn't know what pleasure it is to walk barefoot on polished wood! and as for the mango juice tip, I thank you. will try it in the next restaurant where service is poor!

  10. VJ says:

    This post put a big smile on my face early in the morning.I remember going to meet my Dad's American friends in a five star hotel in the 80s and behaving like R. I remember running in the lounge and impressed by the toilets and actually taking the flowers home. It truly was a walk down memory lane for me, thanks to you.

  11. R's Mom says:

    @JLT: What you go and cheer her..what about giving me some sympathy@SmartAssBride: *Faints when she thinks that SAB is going to support R on walking barefoot on wooden floor* Gets up with some mango juice!@VJ: and your parents didnt banish you! *Salutes VJ's parents for being such wonderful people* Just for your info, I plan to banish R from any 5 star get togethers πŸ˜‰

  12. Come on RM..dont be so hard on yourself. R just a kid..she is not even 3. The good part is she will have lot of such cute memories to cherish when she grows big.

  13. R's Mom says:

    @Melbournemangai: What you are not supporting me here? what !!!

  14. momofrs says:

    LOL!!R is So Much Fun!!I swear, these kids just make their own way. Our ways be damned.And I can understand the embarrassment :DBeen there 😦

  15. Swaram says:

    R so knows hw to enjoy life πŸ˜› Am so with her πŸ˜‰

  16. R's Mom says:

    @Momofrs: Oh you have my full full sympathies.I can well imagine with twins its twice as difficult :)@Swaram: hey you are supposed to support me okie πŸ˜‰ enjoy life or embarass mom!

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